Past Demotivational Poster
INDEPENDENCE DAY -
TECHNOLOGY ADVANCES! - This is a 5 megabyte harddrive from 1955!
SUPER MARIO -
PASTAFARIANISM - Is there a cooler religion?
THE FUTURE -
F86 SABRES FLY WITH A10 WARTHOG -
EVERY SINGLE DAY -
DANGERS OF TIMETRAVEL - Was it my sisters brothers niece of my nephews wife you banged?
LIFE LESSON - Pay attention to details or get burned!
ORAL CARE - Remember, twice daily
DARK AGES -
MATERIALISM - Pastor Wright is against it
TIGHT SQUEEZE -
IT IS WAITING FOR YOU -
THE PROBLEM WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS - Polluting America's Favorite Pastime With Unforgivable Infestations
DID YOU KNOW... - 70% of athletes go bankrupt? Because they do shit like this with their money
GALAXY MAP -
HE GOT THE SLEEPING PILLS - your kitten found your sleeping pills.
FLASHBACK - Two things I have learned...you really can't go back. Cute kids doesn't mean cute adults. Have a nice day America.
TIME CAN BE CRUEL -
ONE GOOD WOMAN -
ASSUME THE POSITION - Officer Culos loves that command
ITALIAN COOKING -
TEAMWORK - Only by working together can we close the noose on the past for future generations self-esteem.
CTRL + V -
CENSORSHIP : WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? -
NOSTALGA - a time not to be revisited with a camera
PRIVATE COLLECTION -
PAST - There was a picture of a naked girl
ONE CHEEESEY TORT BRO!! - It takes more than "THE SHOCKER" To win the hearts and minds and win the War on Terrorism!!
I AM GUSSING - that the Pastor is a LORDI fan
COPY AND PASTE - For People Who Are Just Too Stupid To Come Up With Original Thoughts On Their Own... Like Catmando.
FREEDOM FRIES - That was, what? Seven years ago? Who still calls them that?
Man Without A Face -
Welcome Mr. Bond... -
Remember When -
The Pastor's Teeth -
FROM TIME TO TIME -
The Grandfather Paradox -
Sequels in my day -
IF ONLY -
FASTER THAN YOU THINK -
Ghosts of my Past -
JUDGE NOT -
VEGETABLE DEVIANTS - Making the Angel-hair Pasta more and more nervous.
open thine eyes -
BACK IN THE DAY.... -
MY PAST WON'T ALLOW IT - Don't let yourself forget what it is like to be 16.
BRUSHA-BRUSHA-BRUSHA - Dem Pearly Whites
WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?
OUTER SPACE - ''Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here''
GREAT - Now Try this CTRL + A, DEL
CREST WHITENING FORMULA - You're doing it wrong
Turn the page -
Fishing and beer -
WHISKEY AND AMBIEN -
Broken Promises -
The Journey -
burning bridges takes too long -
Toilet Paper -